Handsome AI: Looksmaxxing

The app uses AI to analyze your face and generate a PSL score along with suggestions to improve your appearance. It’s easy to use, delivers results quickly, and provides a fairly detailed breakdown. However, beauty scoring is highly subjective and can feel uncomfortable for some users. Best used for fun rather than taken too seriously.

Ever since I was born, I’ve been told I was ugly as sin. No woman will even make eye contact with me, not even my mail-order bride from Kyrgyzstan. She was very short because she lost the middle third of her body in a tragic cannonball accident, and she always smelled like mayonnaise. But even she was repulsed by me, so she left me to go back to her home country, even though it’s overrun by badgers and Hare Krishnas. But now with this app, I’ll be able to pinpoint the source of my ugliness and create a glow up plan. Pretty soon I’ll be mistaken for a Hemsworth brother, instead of the lovechild of Stephen Hawking and Lady Gaga.

Not only is this app fun for scanning and comparing with friends, it also actually helps me look better with actionable advice. It’s nice seeing my progress over time and having metrics to back it up!