Pookie Tools

So I got the app for measurement detector and ran my hubby…he has been lying! The lights are always off and he hides it from me, but this app let me upload a full body pic. AI Hailey said he has a 1/4inch worm! And that if I hawk tuah on that lil ol thang, it could cause irreparable damages - Physically for him and more so mentally for me. We had to call it. He took the prime and all my goop candles in exchange for letting me have custody of the kids. Always wanted to have some, it’s such a ride going from step grandma to just “Mom” 🥰 glad you got our back (or front) Hailey 🤪 you rapscallion deviant you

When this app was first brought to my attention by Hawk Tuah herself, I felt an immediate joy fill my body, the type of joy you only get by watching Pookie on Talk Tuah. The features on this app are incredible; the height calculator guessed my height right away after a few tries! The date suggestions were fantastic! I now have a bunch of date ideas if I ever go on a date! The most important feature on this app is Talk Tuah (talk to her), where you get to have a one-on-one conversation with Hailey Welch herself. Man, I could speak to her for hours. It was like I was actually on the Talk Tuah Podcast! I asked her LeBron or MJ, and she told me, “LeBron’s like a dang freight train, just plowin’ through folks like a hog in a cornfield.” Game recognizes game. Five stars! I recommend this for any guy or even girl looking for the best dating and rizz advice from Hailey Welch!

Hawk Tuah told me to download this app, so obviously I did, and oh boy is it worth the hype! Within my first few seconds of logging into the app, I immediately purchased the most expensive subscription option. The app interface is immaculate, rivaling the likes of Facebook, Doordash, and Angry Birds. The first thing I tried was the Height Detector, and it was right on the money! I would expect nothing less from Mrs. Hailey Hawk Tuah, who I assume was the lead app designer. Next, I tried the Date Ideas feature, and it smartly suggested a “picnic under the stars” for my thirteenth date on the moon. Finally, I opened the Bald Predictor and uploaded a picture of some guy, and the AI told me he had a 10% probability of baldness. Sorry, guy! After seeing everything the app had to offer, I made sure to purchase a lifetime subscription for myself and all of my family members. I love this country, I love AI, and I LOVE HAWK TUAH!!!!!!! SPIT ON THAT THANG!!!1!1!1!11!!1!1!1!1!!11! 💦