MOON - Current Moon Phase

I’ve had this app for years and used to love the cryptic messages, but lately they’ve just gotten worse and worse. They used to often be sweet and were at least semi related to the moon, or felt like something the moon might actually say, but now it’s become some weird attempt at “random” humor. Todays was “my sternum started sweating”. I can’t even tell at this point if someone’s just trying way to hard to be obscure and cryptic or if someone’s literally just typing the first thing to come to their head. Either way, the notifications definitely don’t sound like something the moon would say anymore, and they’re not funny at all so I’m not really sure the point anymore? If anything, it’s honestly starting to feel kinda offensive? I’m pagan and the moon means a lot to me and giving her this sorta “personality” that’s just unintelligent human nonsense, just doesn’t sit right with me. Also, the moon phases aren’t astronomically correct?? The full and new moons are usually off by a day or so from the standard astronomical calendars... would be really nice if you guys would fix these things. What’s the point of a moon app if it doesn’t even properly serve its primary purpose and the notifications are super annoying???

This app is perfect for tracking the moon! My favorite thing about it is that it doesn’t require WiFi - my little brother and cousin were asking questions about the moon and wondering how soon it would be full after I explained to them that it was waxing and what that meant. We were camping in a secluded, dispersed, rustic site with no WiFi or service and I was still able to open the app and not only view the current moon but also look at future dates to see that it would be full in 3 days! I also like that this app makes it easy to track the moon. Knowledge is power and it’s an important thing to be aware of your surrounds - this awareness allows you to deepen your connection with nature and also become aware of yourself and how you are affected my nature. The moon effects your energy as well as well as water. By knowing what the moon is doing and what your energy is, you can find a correlation in yourself with the moon.

My wife and I always look at this app at night. We’re moonistroligists and we live to study the moon. We have kids but secretly sometimes we love the moon more!!!! This app gave me my true feelings for the moon. We teach our kids to love the moon and to always be well rounded just like the moon. However, some days all my kids look at is the moon I tell them to stop staring. However, sometimes when I drive I stare at the moon and stop in the middle of the street to watch the moon rise. I make cars crash but anything for moon lord and savior. We view the moon as a gift and we like to eat moon shaped cookies at lunch time. Johnny, my oldest son said he wants to take a bite out of the moon someday. I think that’s a great idea! Anyways, I love the idea of moons and I want to marry one. I love the moon so much that I named my youngest child, Mooney. Parents think I’m crazy but I just love the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🦒🦍🐖🐕🐘🐏🐩🐃🐑🐈🦏🐂🦌🐫🦌🦏🐓🐘🐈🐩🐊🐑🦍🐐🐆🐏🐆🐪🦔🦔🐲 (these are all creatures of the🌝🌚🌜🌛)