App Profile: Cube farm

Buttnut...

Rating: 5/5

I’ve been looking for something to check in on here and there throughout the day. This is perfect. It’s simple, yet there’s enough to do (for now) that is keeping me interested. And goosters? What’s a gooster you say?!? Go play and find out. I’m enjoying the simplicity of taking care of the gooster and using them to fight small battles. Definitely looking forward to seeing where this goes in the future!

Kuhneegit

Rating: 2/5

While the concept is interesting, progression is an absolute nightmare. Goosters are essentially a coin flip when it comes to exploration. Mine is at level 9 and I’d say it has about a 55% chance of beating a level 4 enemy with much lower stats than mine. It takes FOREVER to gain resources that disappear in an instant, and a 7 hour wait for the third level is far too long. I got to level 3 in about 2 hours and when I saw the waiting time I stopped playing for a while because I stopped caring. There isn’t enough information about exactly what’s going on statistics-wise so it constantly feels like the game is hiding crucial knowledge from me. Pretty much every mechanic here needs a ton of work.

Modestyard

Rating: 1/5

This games might be good enough for a CS student’s college assignment but nothing much beyond that. It seriously lacks content and depth. The growing mechanism is perversely grindy even for an incremental game, with no clear reward that follows — only cycles that gets more grindy with each prestige. The battle system is basically a dice throw with no player involvement. And graphics is basically nonexistent (which can be appealing in its own way, but that doesn’t change the fact that there was minimal effort spent on designing the UI). The poor design and lack of content is only somewhat redeemed by its genre, which is inherently addictive, but for all the self-promotion that the developer has been doing, this game turned out to be a huge disappointment for me.