App Profile: Noel Deyzel App

Cumester22354

Rating: 5/5

I must admit, every time I open this app, I get a wave of erotic feeing from the one and only big daddy Noel Deyzel loading screen, as he stares deeply into my soul empowering me to be a better man. His famous “oiling up” has brought much attention to him and is a large part of his fanbase, but I am not only one who had been there before the oiling up idea, but I am rather an enthusiast of Daddy Noel. It is with great pleasure to be able to experience such an app, and recommending it to others will be my sole focus over these upcoming days. Although Noel will likely not come across this review, the shear idea of him acknowledging this review would be a dream come true, as Daddy Noel is the one and only dream. To the others that read this, I hope you all follow and take on the same perception of Daddy Noel that I do, and that you share you're experiences of this app and you’re history of Noel in a positive manner as I have done. To finalize my review, I must say what an honor it is to have you as a content creator and to now have you as a application on my mobile device. Thank you Daddy Noel. - Joshua Azpiri

time-trial

Rating: 5/5

For this quest, we must take it back in time about 8 months, when the bright, glorious gyatt of one Noel Deyzel caught my tender eye, reeling me in, as if I was simply a small fish, and Noel was a seasoned fisherman. He handled me gently, showing me kindness and love, being soft and smooth. And then, one seemingly regular love filled day, a gleaming light shone from the dock, seemingly heavenly, and behold, the sight was just that. An angelic, beautiful sight it was! Noel, already perfect, chiseled by god, and sent to man as an idol, had made himself more so. The oil caught the sunlight and reflected it over the hills and through the lush green pastures, amplifying his magnificence. The glistening chest, the radiant biceps, the exuberant quads, all seemed to have a heavenly glow upon them. And oh, what a blessed day it was! “Oh, rejoice!” they cried, weeping at his sight. Flocks of fully grown men flew to him to bask in the heavenly rays, absorbing his love. And now, he has blessed us with another gift! The app in which he shares his ways, his love, his gift. This. This could only be the work of a divine being. And Noel, you are just that!

Kaleb vdw

Rating: 5/5

Oh my king, my love, my sweet sweet Noel. Your kindness is overwhelming. You are so much more than a man; you are a wonderful, beautiful, strong, and loving being who challenges my own understanding of human nature. I am at your beck and call. If you need a rub my hands are oiled for you. If you say jump, the only question I will ever think about asking is “how high?”. If there are a thousand Noel fans, I am one, if there are a hundred, I will be there, if there is one, I will stay loyal to you alone, and if there are none, than I am dead. I sacrifice my body to you, I hope the gainz please you my king. I only have this app so that I may look at you more. My king believe me when I say that this was all from the heart as no AI software could truly show the deep love I have for you. Many hugs and kisses to you my love Noel.