App Profile: ForbiddenEgg

Rating: 5/5

This game changed my life, and theres nothing else like it to date. The second i saw this app, i felt captivated, oddly. I already had felt the undeniable bond between me and this so called forbidden egg. Its hard to tell why he's forbidden. Maybe his humanoid like face, that stares back into my soul as i rid his body of roses, again and again…his fun cheeky faces and human like features moving as i reveal him. But its hard to tell. Maybe its more underlying lore, that he's yet to tell me. Yet I'm still captivated, and curious despite if he will tell me his origins or not. More questions than i can find answers flow through my small mind, if theres any mind at all, but undeniably this game is ahead of its time, as I'm left in awe and ponder. My mind boggled at how this creation could even be thought of, as amazing as it is. All my in life problems and experiences leaving my body, so engulf and life the life of the forbidden egg. My life solely dedicated…to him. Thank you.

Blueberryaxolotl

Rating: 5/5

The fact that this game exists should be beyond anybody’s comprehension. In the past four years, I have had no friends in school or out, but me coming upon this app has changed everything. I was just about to run away and teach myself everything I needed to learn with this app, but then I came across the idea of sharing my discovery to the rest of my school, possibly even the world. After I had given the opportunity for my school to receive the immense gratefulness that this app’s aura emits, all the girls are chasing after me, trying to guess what I have to present to them next. As of now, I am happily married at the age of 12 to my Forbidden Egg-Obsessed wife, and this beautiful egg we worship as our lord and savior. I have learned from this experience that we should all present flowers to our gods as a sign of our appreciation for their beautiful gifts they give to us.

Leg_Hot_Hot_4_Egg

Rating: 5/5

This game is very amazing. After finding this near midnight while looking for random games, it has really changed my life. I have never played a game as beautiful as this. Not even ROBLOX or Minecraft can compare to this. The different faces add to the beauty of this game, for they show how much he can change in just a few minutes. I showed this to my friend, and she hated it. However, she couldn’t read past the roses and eggness of this game. 10/10, you recommend to someone like me.