Falling Art Ragdoll Simulator

This is a good game to play when I’m bored and have nothing else to do. Having the ads in it to earn cash is great and all, (I don’t mind the ads, because no offense, I’m not wasting my cash on a low par game) it’s a great way to power up flight, punch power and coin earning. I have a couple of problems and suggestions however. I’m going to start off with the end sound effects when the male characters get up. (The man on the roof, and Chris Rock) it’s the same annoying “come on” and “it’s a miracle!” My suggestion is to have a wider sound effects other than those two quotes. My second problem is that in the last level, I can’t even tell if the character hits the ground or not because the textures are missing. It would be helpful to update and clean up missing textures in all levels… As for my suggestions, it would be kinda cool if you could switch up the characters that are doing the slapping in each level. Like I can choose for myself what character I want to do the slapping in each level and what character is being slapped. As for my second suggestion, there should be a level editor where I can create my own level and how I want everything to look and how hard I want the character being slapped is. Other than these things, my rating would be at 5 stars if these things were put into place.

But this isn’t really a movie game. It is an ad app posing as a game. You will spend far more time watching ads and upgrading than you will playing extremely short lived levels that are not even designed to be challenging, just made to seem a little challenging so you will keep “playing” [sticking around to watch ads which they get paid for in exchange for offering you something that caught your interest. Games like these, for those like me, are only interesting for a short spell. I play a few levels, can see that it’s bombarding me with watching ads, and I quickly lose interest and delete it, and sometimes take the time out to share my experience and let others decide what to do with the info. These kind of apps are junk for the end user but a gold mine for the developers that are generating large sums of ad revenue for a virtual product that is meant to be as simple and cheap as possible but gimmicky enough to attract end users that will download it and make them some very easy money which is why they put out one gimmicky app after another and call it a “game” despite there really isn’t much to it as it doesn’t really provide any challenges, making it too easy to get a dopamine hit out of it.

I have not once wrote a review on a game but with this one in particular I just had to. This game has brought me to a level of aggravation that I never thought I’d get to with a game. when I first saw it I thought it would be fun since I’ve always enjoyed rag doll like games. This game however, not so much. i got put into a 30 second ad which is actually probably around 1 minute adding up the second pop up that occurs right after the ad, not only that but the 5 seconds it makes you wait until you can click the x. I’ve seen games that throw ads at you every couple of missions but this lame excuse of a game gives you one after every level and not only that but it gives you an option to upgrade and if you choose to do so, you get another ad. i played this game for a total of 2 levels and it took about 10 minutes. 8 of those minutes being ads. I ended up looking for another game like this since I was let down by this game, and I came across one ( a better one of course ) and I come to find out they stole the exact map from this game I just downloaded which is called fall break. I know they have copy right with music so they must have something like that for games right? I’m very sad knowing these people are making money off unknowing victims expecting an actual game. worst game ever DO NOT download unless you enjoy being disappointed.