Curb Caddy

I have been having some problems with my current boyfriend, but that all changed the night “Matthias the curb caddy man” saved my life. One night I was at township with my current boyfriend and his EX comes out of no where and BACKHANDS me across the face. I was dazed and confused and this odd looking man comes up to me and says come with me shawty lets get you a real man (Trey Whitehead). Shortly after, he calls a curb caddy and that’s when everything changed. The most beautiful golf cart I have ever seen pulls up ready to save my night. This beautiful bald man hops off the cart and slides across the hood (Matthias). Matthias defused the situation and gets me back with my man. Thats when I realized curb caddy saved my life. I became obsessed, the leather seats, the dope rims, the under glow, and don’t even get me started about the service... AMAZING. This night made me realize that curb caddy is all I need.. baby if you’re reading this I am moving on. Text me curb daddy (;

Imagine you’re in the middle of it all. Collegetown packed with drunk girls in skimpy outfits stumbling down the sidewalk while boys in skinny black jeans shirt shoes and backwards “L$C” hats attempt to keep them from falling. You’re cruising by at a safe distance in a luxurious golf cart equipped with music, lights and an unbelievably attractive yet intelligent tour guide driving you through it. You don’t want to be like the others, trying to walk at a normal pace to your destination while over hearing how many chicks brad got with last night and how back in the day, they used to RUN the sidewall at derd but it’s different now. Curbcaddy allows you to be yourself, get nice and buzzed, maybe even enough to hit the bathroom stall once or twice before going to your next destination, however, why do you have to leave the energy? The atmosphere that is Tallahassee on any god given day of the week. That is why I use Curbcaddy, the ability to cheaply go from one bar to another in style while all the others watch from the sidewalk while you, a king among peasants, a Alpha among betas, if you will.

I used to spend most of my nights aimlessly wandering the street, vulnerable, defenseless, and afraid. Uber had constantly deserted me, left me weak and cowering. Then along came curb caddy. When I was at my lowest, that beautiful bald headed frame of Matthias (who’s actually my boy from school) would show up to save the night. So next time you’re feeling betrayed by corporate ride share services… Give curb caddy a call, and they’ll be sure to satisfy all your rideshare needs and leave you satisfied. Believe me, you will be so satisfied from them. They satisfy you so well. I was also so satisfied at their prices too. Just nothing but cold hard satisfaction throughout the entire process. I am still beaming from ear to ear thinking about how satisfied I am with their drivers and overall service. So if you’re looking for satisfaction (with your rideshare needs), give curb caddy a call. -Scott