App Profile: ORECHOC

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Rating: 5/5

This game is an absolute masterpiece, from the stunning gameplay to the beautiful storyline this game is one of the best games I have ever played and as a video game connoisseur that says alot. After I fell into a hole of severe depression and drug addiction to losing my whole family tree, wife cheated on me with my dad, house burned down, lost my job, beloved dog ran away, and me having to become an exotic dancer to make ends meet. After playing this game I can proudly say that I am finally happy again living my best life. This game is the light at the end of a tunnel, this game is Jesus put into a video game. I was miraculously cured from my very rare disease that had a recovery rate of nearly 0 after I played this game. To anyone looking to find the true meaning of life this game is for you. Thank You for saving my life, Pregnant Rush.

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Rating: 5/5

This game has really helped me through everything i’ve been through. It really makes me look at life in a different way, i feel so much more better after spending countless nights on this game grinding to beat my high score. I don’t see my family anymore because of this game. I’ve been sucked into it. I don’t eat, drink, or sleep because of this game and i’ve committed many crimes whilst playing this game. I am currently writing this telling the creator that I want to take him out sometime, I’ve seen ur past posts on Ig and you are looking stunning. This game has really made my dating game 100x better. Let me take you to pizza hut, we will have a great time. 🤭

thorlover75

Rating: 5/5

I was so bored, and I was melting in the summer heat. My wife cheated with my dog so I was very depressed and thought about unaliving. 🙁 But then, Lil Nas X stripped down and recommended me Pregnant Push! I was still very mad. I kept losing and I was gonna unalive again. 😔 But Nicki Minaj swung through my window on a vine and helped me! My life is so much better. I’m in a villa in Venice rn, with 2 wives and an SUV, a Lamborghini, a Tesla, and an iPhone 12! 🥰🥰👨🏽‍💻😘 I recommend you play this game right now!