Squat Master

Thy human has a realistic graphics and physics. As Doctor Mike Oxlong, I conducted an experiment on orphans. Thou Orphans that twas documented were found to cry to their non existent parents. Thy buttocks jiggle was phenomenal. Thou game took up no storage and provided centuries of playtime. I do not recommend using an eye tracker when showing people though. 😩

This game is the pinnacle of the achievements of mankind. This is the perfect culmination of everything we as a society have strived to achieve. This is exactly what we needed in this time of great uncertainty. The graphics are so incredibly realistic I almost thought i would be grabbed and pulled into the world before me. Combined with the storytelling, I may as well have been! It's so captivating. I highly recommend this to any gamer worth their salt.

This game is unmatched, however it needs a higher difficulty level as at the moment it’s too easy. Also the obstacles aren’t randomized so you can hit the same combination over and over again to win the level.