iDrink - drink from phone

Love the idea of having to drink something that you don’t like and then having to drink it again and again to make sure you feel good and prank you’re friends With the same people who are in your family and you have to get the right kind of person to do it

I downloaded this app as a gag and it actually gets me drunk. I started at work and didn’t realize it until halfway through the joke that I was actually drinking a real alcoholic beverage. Later during lunch I did the joke again and the drink was even stronger. Now I go to the bar and everybody thinks I’m so funny and that my drunk acting is so good, but in reality I’m actually intoxicated. BEST APP EVER!!!!!

never has a drinking game been so realistic. when i make juicy jokes with my friends, i immediately look to iDrink app first and foremost. life has always been difficult for me. my parents disowned me at 4, and died a year later. the orphanage i lived at was burned down by terrorists a week after my super cancer diagnosis. but when i downloaded the iDrink app on my cellular telephone, everything changed. i became world famous for my juicy jokes, and raised enough money with my comedy career to rebuild my orphanage. i hunted down the terrorists who burned it down and challenged them to a drinking game. they all picked hearty beverages, but i cleverly used my iDrink app to realistically simulate the drinking experience. now i’m the head of the seventh largest corporation (by landmass) and the former terrorists are my indentured servants. in the immortal words of Julius Ceasar, “I came, I saw, iDrink mobile drinking game.”