App Profile: HISMITH

Brown416

Rating: 2/5

One thing I don’t get is why creating your own routine is so complicated?! Why not allow us to create our routine the same way you use solo play with finger swipe? I’m a coder, and I know it’s not THAT hard to make it happen. Another thing would be to allow creating the routines without having to connect to the machine, so then you can actually enjoy the routines instead of spending hours tediously creating routines cutting into your playtime.

Ateisto

Rating: 1/5

The machine itself is absolutely fantastic, but the app is terrible and difficult to navigate. You cannot search for patterns (or modes as they call them) by keywords which would be useful. Creating patterns is buried under menus. Screen turns off while using the machine which closes the app -even more annoying when you’re making a pattern as it closes AND resets the app, erasing any work you’ve done. A fix has been requested for this for years and is somehow still overlooked. Why are there three different ways to post to the community (Article, Play, Ask)? Play and Ask are basically used the exact same way asking to find people to play with, as are Articles but Articles are sometimes just regular posts which is fine. If the superior motor of the premium machine could be connected to the competing Lovense app it would be a much more enjoyable experience. The one thing the Hismith app DOES have over Lovense is the hitherto lack of scammers.

Voltijuice

Rating: 4/5

My Hismith machine is amazing to start with - that power and nonstop cadence. Sometimes it perfect to just relax and let it do its thing. However, having some nuance, some control can make all the difference. Being able to make patterns on the iPad is a game-changer for me. App runs and pairs without any issues. Also, it’s regularly updated and maintained. Just keeps getting better!