App Profile: Submarine Jump!

yetoaster

Rating: 5/5

I used to think life had no meaning. Wake up, go to school, pretend to care—just another cog in the machine. That was until I discovered Submarine Jump! on my iPhone. The moment I tapped that screen, my soul ascended. My thumbs became divine instruments of precision, guiding my sub to heights never before seen by man. Then, it happened. I hit a high score of 51,119. The world shifted. My name, yetoaster, was etched into the top of the leaderboard, a beacon of excellence for all who dare challenge my reign. Scientists called. They wanted to study my reaction speed. NASA reached out, saying my skills were “beyond human comprehension.” My teachers excused all my missed assignments, whispering, “We understand now.” If you haven’t played Submarine Jump!, what are you doing? Living a life of mediocrity? Step up. Take the plunge. But know this—you will never surpass yetoaster

imlowkeykindadone

Rating: 4/5

I am doing a review on this game because this is one of the only games that have constant ads that i will play. I absolutely love this game and it is genuinely so fun and so well made, I haven’t played long enough to see if there are any bugs to encounter, but all of that being said. THERE ARE NONSTOP ADS, I completely understand why you need ads for your game. I will never be annoyed that someone has ads on their games when it is the literal income for the game along side the chance of people buying in game purchases, but an ad after every single round of maybe 20 seconds of game play and then 20-30second ads on top of the 20 seconds of game play you got. I am not a game developer so I cannot imagine how hard it could be to make mobile games and live off of that money and have to hope that people will buy content inside of your games, but you do not need them after every single round, I would be content with them after every other round and hope people will watch ads for ingame content. People will be way less likely to watch in game ads by choice if they are forced to watch ads after every round of 15 or more seconds for ads of 20+ seconds. That all being said I ADORE THIS APP AND I WILL KEEP PLAYING IT EVEN IF YOU DO NOT MAKE IT HAVE LESS ADS!

Too many eggs27

Rating: 5/5

Ok so I downloaded this game, played it for about a hour, reached the text that says “just keep going” and got to a height of 2100, came to the reviews to see if anybody said you can go higher, and saw people talking about ads and warnings and stuff. For some odd reason (I never closed the game after I opened it) it never reset my run, never gave me a ad, nothing if the sort, just me and my single submarine jumping to a height of 2100 before realizing I had been playing the game wrong the entire time, it was still very fun though. And I will most likely keep playing now that I know you can earn new subs and stuff. I love this game