App Profile: Infinite Loading

Lucky"-

Rating: 5/5

I hesitate to call this... this stunning work of art a game, it’s more akin to an “experience”. Unlike with modern “triple A” titles where the player influences a change on a game’s world, this game changes YOU. I found after only a few short hours of time, I began having new thoughts... that which was surreal became real... that which was convoluted became simple... and the dark recesses of my mind were lit for the first time in ages as I came to terms with what it meant to be human, to be alive, and to load. The investment of my time has rewarded me with meditative powers unbeknownst to most mortals. Just when I thought I had this application figured out, I discovered my new favorite feature: “WATCH AD FOR FUN!”. I won’t spoil the surprise so you’ll just have to download the app and find out what makes it so special.

Yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: 5/5

I guess I have to call myself a gamer now because I cannot stop playing this game. It’s been days and days and days. I actually had to set a timer so I didn’t forget to feed my raccoons! The game is so fun. The concept is STRONG. The interface is so pleasant look at. Solid tunes. It’s the perfect game for everyone, even full time raccoon owners. I don’t even notice the ads in the game and if there were a pay version w/o ads I’d surely splurge. Even if it meant skipping a bag of treats for my guys (my raccoons). There’s no way to improve upon this app. It does exactly what it promises. I have no choice but to rate it five stars. Great game!! Keep up the good work!

SekeSequel

Rating: 5/5

This is genius. This is the next step forward in gaming. What a treat. Sometimes loading (most times) is my very favorite part of gaming. All that sweet, sweet data being loaded so I can play. EXCEPT this time you don’t play! 😂🤷🏾‍♂️