App Profile: IPantherTime

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Rating: 5/5

Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview. As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)

William Wei HappyGayDuck

Rating: 5/5

I have crush on this girl sitting next to me. I always wanted to talk to her but don’t know how. One day we have a special bell schedule so she asked: “Does anyone know when does the class end.” I know this is my time to shine. While everyone else was trying to open the school website using the laggy school WiFi I am able to smoothly click in the app and say the class end in 2:45. The loud sound of clapping happened everyone was amazed by my speed. The whole class was chanting my name “MVP MVP” my crush even cried, “you are someoen I have always been looking for.” We have now dating thanks to this app, if we ever get marry I will let Mr chou be my best man.

TrueChouHead

Rating: 5/5

I was in class today. My teacher was annoyed because he didn’t know when class ended, so he asked us. I pull out my phone, unlocking it to reveal the iPantherTime that is pulled up by default, and I tell him that it ends at 10:22. He was so impressed with my knowledge he retroactively gave me a 100 on my last test when I had gotten a 0/100 for drawing in Alvin and the Chipmunks fanart instead of answering the questions. That teachers name? Albert Einstein. Thanks Mr Chou!