Hour-A-Thon Quicktext

I would not be caught DEAD with this god forsaken app installed on my phone. This is the second time that I have had the misfortune of raising funds using this so-called service. God left the room when I downloaded this app. I could practically hear the viruses when I downloaded this app. When the full hour of tarnation came at long last to a close, I deleted the app IMMEDIATELY, grateful to have it infect my phone no longer. Dismay, however, for once again the HourAThon is upon us. If hell exists, it probably sounds like an hour of shouting at relatives you’ve never met to wire you cash through a rickety website, and all the while a man is screaming at you to rake in the funds while he blasts cash register sound effects, air horns and rave music through a massive subwoofer he set up on a lunch table. One star, would not use again.

This app loads hella slow but at least it helps me goon to 67 mango phonk, I got 41 phone numbers and after this a I got a haircut for a quarter. Even though I’m just a behbeh.

I will not make the mistake again of doing the Hour-A-Thon. Compared to what we did in the past with another digital fundraising company, the donor experience is lame and confusing. Don’t get me wrong, we were able to raise money, but there’s a much better company out there that does the same thing with a better experience, and your getting other perks like team stores with SNAP. False advertisement on it “just takes an hour.” Our rep was polite but the platform isn't all that.