Blackjack

So it all started when I downloaded this app a few years ago. I slowly became addicted to blackjack, and quite good at it to. I started gambling in a casino about a year later, first once or twice a month but it soon became a daily occurrence. Long story short I made several hundred thousand dollars and treated my wife and me to a vacation in Cancun. That’s where I met the sultry pool boy Alejandro. He would always clean pool around eight o’clock with his luscious cheeks and enormous bulge showing through his speedo. By the second day, he would clean out the pool at 8 and clean out my colon at 8:30. Luckily, my wife never found out. However, when came back to the states my luck turned. I lost both my gay son and thot daughters entire college fund to blackjack, and my wife divorced me. Now I spend every night playing blackjack and getting plowed by seven inchers in the motel down the street by the casino. It’s a fun life but I lost everything and have a prolapsed rosebud because of this app.

80% of the time when the dealer has a face card, they’ll show a second face and have a 20. They’ll also mostly have a blackjack far more often then the player, guarantee. When they show a 4-6 they’ll most likely bust; maybe 75% of the time, which is good. But, when the dealer shows an 8 or nine, it will most likely be followed by either a face card, or a card <5 (a face card is extremely likely, most likely 90% of the time.) The frequency that the dealer’s cards will grow to half a dozen and somehow sum to a perfect 21 also happens maybe 15% of the time wich isn’t all to bad, but the amount of times the dealer pushes is astounding. Also, when the dealer shows an ace, there is a higher probability they will bust as well from my experience. Also, there are a stupid amount of adds, and often the exact same cards will be dealt in either yours or the other hand (for example both you and the dealer draw a black 4 of clubs which is weird.) As for the player, if you have a face followed by another random card that’s not an ace, than there is a good chance you’ll draw another face, making you bust. And when you decide to finally bet a bit higher, in my unlucky experiences, you’ll most likely start with cards <4 + <8 and have a good chance at busting by pulling a face card the card after your next draw.

This game is very addicting but that’s with any black jack game or poker. They’re all addicting and the designers making these game know that. To start off with the simplest of reasons of why it is rigged; the game pulls you in by letting you win and getting high in chips. I got up to 50k chips before I started to plummet to the bottom by 3 black jacks in a row from the dealer followed by a bunch of on and off wins but mostly losses losing to 19-21 . When losing all of your chips the game offers you getting chips either through watching an advertisement and or using real money to buy back some chips to keep playing…It’s a clear win for the developers to make money off those who just want to play the game and become addicted and or make money off the advertisements in the game. With that I also looked into the cards and tried to get an idea of the number of each card for the decks and they seemed about right but the dealer seems to have a higher percentage of receiving 10s. I at this time seemed to get a 10 less than 40% of the time compared to the dealer who was getting 10s over 50% of the time. That’s not an absolutely outrageous number but considering the cards that are supposed to be in the deck should lead you to getting 10s at flat percentage of 33%. Also what I find interesting is try doubling a hand that is at 11. I have very rarely ever got a 10 when doing so and would tend to lose that bet almost all of the time. Play how you want to play and find out for yourself but I’d rather just stop playing on phone because it’s always in my mind that these games will never be a random setup.