App Profile: Cannon Man

ChefAdam

Rating: 5/5

It’s hilarious to me reading the negative reviews. The word that comes to mind is entitlement. It’s a friggin free game people. It’s a fun little time waster. It’s not meant to save the planet. I read people having issues with the physics. Really physics?? Complaining about points and calling it a pointless waste of time? Well duh. Ofcourse it’s pointless. That’s actually the point. Got a problem with developers trying to make money off advertising? That’s Capitalism folks. And thank God too. I think it’s great that anyone can put a little elbow grease into something simple and create some dollars from it. Personally I love advertising. I get some really good ideas for new games and apps from it. Like this one actually! How about we all pull the sticks out our butts and just enjoy the blessed “few” moments we have to just veg out and shoot people out of cannons for whatever the hell reasons we feel like lol. If I were the developers I’d ignore you holier than thou types too. What a bummer it must be to read these reviews. Oh and I’m not a paid reviewer either for those of you that are about to head down that road. No I just had a few blessed moments to veg out and enjoy posting a few words for you jerks to think about. Shots fired people lol

Beatleiac1

Rating: 5/5

This game is loads of fun!! Getting to see yourself progress as you upgrade your cannon is incredibly rewarding, and becoming top cannon out of all your friends is a victory that most will never achieve! In addition to being incredibly fun, the offline earnings feature seals the deal! You’re earning coins by not working! Sometimes when you’re grinding for those coins, you gotta take a break, and the offline earnings make it easy for you to do just that. Take time off and make that dough! I highly recommend the game to anyone that wishes to have a blast.

pixlanim8r

Rating: 3/5

Fun game, but limited, at that. The game itself is simple. Earn coins to buy boosts, power up, and go further. The problem is not being able to remove ads. Though the ads aren’t between every launch, they might as well be. Some rounds don’t automatically launch an ad once you’re done, but occasionally you’ll get hit with 2-3 ads back to back. I’d recommend tying the ads into earning boosts, as many other games have done in the past. Perfect time waster, but without the ability to remove those annoying ads, starting a game becomes more of a test of patience than a mindless game break Update 27AUG18: I’ve noticed that once I upgraded the cannon beyond lvl65, the trampolines don’t bounce, but act like dartboards instead. If I hit a “Perfect,” and cannon man is headed straight for a trampoline, rather than bounce, he’ll hit the target and stick 🤣. A minor fix, I suppose. And another thing I’m noticing is the character doesn’t have proper forward momentum after initial ground impact, considering the speed, height, and distance covered. Instead, it’s like all the kinetic energy is released upon impact... if that makes sense.