App Profile: Sans Crazy City Rush

BIGGINZ6533

Rating: 5/5

When I found this masterpiece of a game my life was in shambles, I had no house, and no job. I was ready to accept that my life will always be like this, but then I found Sans Crazy City Rush. The only good thing about me was my sheer gaming talent, but this game even challenged me every time. Not only was this game enjoyable, but because of Sans Crazy City Rush I have a house and a job. But even then I still played this game. In story mode the plot twist of Jimmy Neutron actually being the mayor of the city made me so surprised I never saw it coming. I have seen some who don’t like this game, but obviously this game just takes more brain capacity to understand than they have. I burned my PS4 because I didn’t need it anymore, I had Sans Crazy City Rush. If more games start to take after this game, we can have a golden age of gaming ruled by Sans Crazy City Rush. Not only is this game entertaining, challenging, but it also improved my life in a way nothing else has ever done.

3outta3

Rating: 5/5

This game is truly a masterpiece. The music is the best of the best that I’ve ever heard in a game, the graphics are absolutely flawless, and the way how sans spazzes on the ground when he falls is *chefs kiss*. I wish I had found out about sans crazy city rush sooner, because this game has helped me continue in life. Before sans crazy city rush, my life was absolutely terrible. My parents were always fighting, I was made fun of at school, and worst of all my premium 7 day trial on crunchyroll ended. I tried going to therapy to help with all of my problems and I would spend 12 hours of the day meditating, but nothing seemed to help. Until my friends recommend that I get sans crazy city rush. When I downloaded it, my life completely changed. Every time I felt like giving up on life, I would pull out my phone and play sans crazy city rush, and I would know I had something to live for. 6/5 game!

Mr.Wafers

Rating: 5/5

This game brings tears to my eyes. I simply cannot put this masterpiece down because of the joy it fills me with. The graphics, stunning. The non-existent sound effects, spectacular. Thanks to this game, I have fallen in love with Sans once again. What can I say? The way he rolls, ducks, leaps, collapses from blunt force trauma— all I can say is that this game brings justice to Sans’ smooth, bald head that I can caress for an eternity. I haven’t left my room for weeks because I cannot stop playing. My parents, angered, threatened to take away my phone. But when I showed them Sans, they too, became addicted. As of now it has been a month. I have survived on nothing but water. Take this review as my last words— I may die of starvation soon, and so will my parents. I can see Sans dancing on my desk now. Possibly, he has come from above to settle our hunger. Anyways there’s no soundtrack soooo 3/5 stars