App Profile: Aladdin Prince of Arabia

Norey blend

Rating: 2/5

All you can do is just jump. I wish there was a way to go under stuff. Also because you have to finish all the levels by jumping.

trigger loaf

Rating: 5/5

I was seriously struggling with severe depression and Aspergers throughout my sad life. That was until I discovered this holy artifact of a game. Each time I hear prince alibabadook yelp as he soars through the sky that rains constant banana peels, dodging rabid logs and stubborn tree stumps, I genuinely feel a relief that not even a thousand Dr Phils could give me. Warning. If you’re an atheist, be careful playing this game, because once you do, you will be 100% convinced there’s a God. Because only a power higher than that of man could bestow such a masterpiece of creation upon our multiverse. This game cleared my bowels, and my soul.

Asdflkjgyhb

Rating: 1/5

All you can do is jump and there’s no way to control jumping you just tap the screen and he jumps 10 feet in to the air it doesn’t matter if you tap the screen or hold it he jumps the same distance each time