App Profile: Crow Sounds

TurboCaw

Rating: 5/5

This app has changed the way I perceive the acoustic ambience of the natural world, placing in my hands the power of god to interject a crow sound into the world wherever I please. As a non-crow, I never thought such power would be mine, but then again, I am sure that Picasso did not know in his infancy that he would be a painter. Now, thanks to Crow Sounds, I am a painter. When I walk through metropolitan landscapes and national parks alike, the world around me has become a canvas; crow sounds, the brush. My dates have become infinitely more lively, my supermarket trips a concert, and my DMV trips artistic opportunities. My only complaint is that my fellow crow sound enthusiasts have yet to RSVP to my invitation for a crow sound circle on the quad. That and there are only 8 crow sounds, but I suppose a ninth crow sound would be far too much power for one smart-phone application; and expecting more than the eight I've already recieved is an unforgivable act of hubris.

prdgmshft

Rating: 5/5

The moment I discovered Crow Sounds was the moment I found my calling in life. I deleted all other apps from my phone as Crow Sounds is all I need. I will even delete the App Store app after this review. With the power to summon a crow sound at will and summon to me a glorious murder of crows. Some would say, this is to much power for one person to wield? Some would say only God and the crows should have the power to make crow sounds at will. That I say caw CA CAW CA CAW! I will wield this power to bring about changes in this world the likes that have never been seen before. Mark my caw, thy will be done from my hand doth summon the Crow Sounds, harbinger of the new era.

The Phantom is MINE!

Rating: 5/5

Hats off to artistic director and developer Crow Sounds for this incredible app! After deleting all other apps on my phone, I’ve come to realize that crow sounds is all I need to accomplish all crow-related activities. I do have one small complaint though, and that is that whenever I try to play a crow sound, I don’t hear anything. No sound emits from my phone. I suppose crows are far quieter than I had previously assumed! Thanks crow sounds!